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RMW - Revelations' Most Wanted!
You've seen them in the clubs They're the ones getting all the hot dates and staring down Imperial Stormtroopers. Now you can join them. The few, the proud, the CorSec! Be all that you can be in the Corellian Security Force. Protect your home system and look good, too! Free uniforms provided to all boot camp survivors. Corellian HoloNet 1-800-CORSEC1
Hero for Hire! No job too small, no fee too big! I'm fast, punctual and I never dump my cargo. Daring rescues and dashing repartee a specialty. In a jam? On the lam? Call Declan! Ask around; I'll get the word. Hutt references on request.
ISO son put up for adoption to Tatooine Charities I am registered. Are you? Never knew my own father, mother killed by Tusken Raiders, mentors all abandoned or betrayed me. Moved on and found new family but lost them to tragic misunderstandings. Contact me -- I want to give you the galaxy. Coruscant HoloNet Box # DV
Z -- stop calling! How many times do I have to tell you it's over? You're the worst boss I ever had, even counting that jerk at Mickey D's who wanted me to flip the burgers with the Force. Find some other sucker. I'm outta here. And oh, yeah -- you remember that thing, in that place? I'm gonna get it first! -- T
You snared my heart! You were bounty hunter in Mandelorian helmet; I was dancer on table. Lost sight of you when CorSec and Stormtroopers shot up club and you ducked for cover behind drunk at bar. Call me -- you still owe me a drink! Corellian HoloNet 1-900-DANCE-4-U
Cringe beneath my heel! High-powered executive ISO personal assistant. Duties include organizing schedule, maintaining wardrobe, running spy network, and tracking down former assistant. Must be able to use a dayrunner and a crimper with equal aplomb. Graduates of Naboo Academie of Beauty and Bodyguards preferred. Send resume and current hologram c/o Imperial HQ, Coruscant
Always 2 there R! I'm here, where are U? Sith Lord needs apprentice to help hone rage and hatred. Jedi training a plus but not required. On the job training. Mastery of Dark Side guaranteed or you'll die trying. 401K & Dental after first successful duel. Serious Force users, only. Don't bother calling -- I'll find you. No smokers.
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