The cast and crew of REVELATIONS turns out for the wrap party

Old friends and new mix and mingle

Portrait of Evil: a Rogue, Zhanna's aide, a Stormtrooper, and a Producer

Zippy, featured as both Darth Vader and an Imperial officer, and Lori, an alien extra, a TIE pilot, and a costumer

Nick, fight choreographer & Rogue, and Eric, alien extra (to the nth degree!) and one of the men behind REVELATIONS' wonderful prosthetics and masks

Patrick, bar extra and production assistant, and Frank (the dashing Declan)

Jack Foley, the amazing Director of Photography, and his wife

Holland ("Raux") and her friend make their own fun

Despite appearances, Gina ("Taryn") is not a professional ... actress

Gina, Dawn & Nick -- and this good cheer is before the champagne!

Princess Leia in the house! Cheralyn (CorSec officer, Imperial Biker Scout) provides a regal presence

Cross-over Police Alert! Who let John Crichton and two Hogwarts students into the bar?

Dawn entices Ward with visions of Stormtroopers: The Musical!

It's just like Cannes! Shane and the stars take a meeting

Yep, trust the director to find the beautiful people

Umoja is one of the striking dancers in the Corellian bar scene

Dawn and Kathy, the Wonder Grip - do NOT make a movie without her!

Well, there's Crichton aga-- hey! What's Lara Croft doing macking on a trooper? (Actually, that's Rain, a PA and the Twi'lek-esque bar dancer with her trooper/Rogue husband, Steve)

On the big screen, Matt offers to fall in armor (as long as he gets help getting back up)

They're just riveted, aren't they?

The fix was NOT in! Gina pulls a raffle ticket out of a handy helmet

Zippy wins! Behold the power of the Dark Lord!

Eugenia, winner of the REVELATIONS poster, moves at the speed of sound....

As a token of esteem, Shane presents the coveted PanicStruck thong to Spat

Contrary to public opinion, Spat cannot actually dress himself

My eyes! My eyes!

Shane and Spat are now special friends, much to Dawn's apparent delight

I get no kick from champagne....

Jack heads the line for a bit of bubbly

You throw me the ticket, I throw you the booze

Shane leads the toast to all the wonderful people (you know who you are) who have made REVELATIONS possible

Jo and Farica demonstrate the classic Spat move known as the "boob grab" on Matt

And then things get out of hand -- no more champagne for Jo!

Gina gives Karaoke Night a touch of class

Shane breaks into his now-traditional rendtion of "Just a Gigilo", then Dawn runs up to offer a dollar bill

Aw, Shane has a fan! Um, isn't that Frank...?

Frank performs "Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)"

Shane manages to "get a little action in"

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. Frank Hernandez! He'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waiter!

Damn paparazzi!

REVELATIONS Lady Marmalade!

Gina's son, Nick, makes an offer to the ladies of the night

Proof positive that the REVELATIONS crowd were not the weirdest folks there -- these are con guests, y'all -- J.G. Hertzler, Peter David, Robert O'Reilly, Vaugn Armstrong, and some woman I am very, very afraid of