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Our first stop is Corellia, known throughout the galaxy as a center of cutting-edge ship design and freewheeling entrepreneurship. Corellia has one of the lowest unemployment rates in the galaxy, with nearly 57% of the population identifying themselves as "self-employed business persons", 28% as "security specialists", 12% as "service sector operatives", and the remaining 3% as "between engagements".
The capital city of Cornet is the center of Corellian nightlife and there are clubs and bars ready to cater to every taste. Many, however, are exclusive and require a "friend of a friend"-style introduction. Please contact REVELATIONS ToursTM if you have any special requests. Much has been broadcast in the popular holonets about a "criminal" or "gangster" element controlling the planet's economy but the Corellian Anti-Defamation League reminds us that such allegations have never been proven in a court of law. In addition, the Corellian Tourism Board assures us that you can travel the levels and alleyways in safety, sure that CorSec has your back.
And don't forget -- the shipyard tour is a must-see for every visitor, no matter how short your stay.
Coruscant!
The planet so singular they named it once!
Coruscant!
The planet that never sleeps!
Coruscant!
Capital planet of the galaxy!
- For tours of the
Galactic Senate Imperial Palace, please contact your planetary senator Darth Vader
- For audiences with the
Grand Chancellor Emperor, please contact your planetary senator Zhanna, the Emperor's Hand
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tours of the Jedi Temple confessions of sabotage and treason, please contact Master Yoda turn yourself in to your local Imperial garrison HQ, you rebel scum
Excerpted from the So You Want to Serve the Empire Holoseries (Vol. XVII): A Miner's Life For Me!
Once great oceans covered Keishing. But over time they dried up, leaving vast deposits of bauxite. Yes, bauxite! Bauxite, the wonder mineral. Without it, little Jaina wouldn't have blue milk in the mornings. Without it, little Jacen would have to eat his gundark raw. Bauxite, vital in the manufacture of Lycra, Prozac, and weapons-grade Kryptonite, is critical for the survival of the Empire as we know it today. So when the happy, healthy bauxite miners of Keishing asked for help, the Emperor was pleased to send an entire garrison of Imperial forces to lend a hand.
Now the happy, healthy bauxite miners of Keishing work in comfort and security, flourishing under Imperial protection. And the Empire is a better place for all of us!
(Note: Due to Imperial Industrial Site Safety Regulations, visits to Keishing are restricted. Please apply in person at your local Imperial garrison HQ for travel authorization.)
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